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Not quite XXX but nevertheless still a little risque this collection of naughty and saucy adult products and sexy games are guaranteed to appeal to adult humor and provide endless adult fun
Walter The Farting Dog Plush Our Walter The Farting Dog is based on the best-selling whimsical tale about a lovable mutt with a gas problem. Sure to delight children of all ages, press the plush Walter's tummy and he noisily passes gas, just like his storybook inspiration! Buy Now Only $13.98 Ships from USA - Available USA
Outrageous Weenie Babies You have never seen "beenie" babies like these cute cuddly guys These Weenies babies are always Happy to see you! We discovered this innovative little teddy bear company based in Hawaii who put a lewd spin on the ever popular and cute Beenie Babies, they call them Weenie Babies for obvious reasons 10 very popular Weenies - view them all (opens in new window) click the image to Buy Now Only $12.89 each Ships from USA - Available Worldwide
Alien Vibrations It’s slowly dawning on me that I must have led a particularly sheltered life as when this product arrived on my desk I actually had to go and ask our buyer what this was and where it umm err went?! Despite my burning blushes of embarrassment I can’t really say that I fully understand even now…what I can tell you is that it’s made in a soft lavender jelly and vibrates wildly once you flick the switch on the discreet looking remote control unit. Two sets of small long life batteries are included click the image to Buy Now Only £44.95 Ships from UK - Available Worldwide
Mens Personal Boob Hand Massager Your buzzom buddy! The personal hand massager is a soother for overworked hands. The soft and squeezy stress relieving 'boob' vibrates when turned on giving you a guaranteed buzz. The ideal cure for computer mouse strain drinkers hand fatigue writers cramp road ragers fist fatigue limp wrist and solitary stimulation strain. Feel the vibe and get quick relief for overactive hands. Requires one AA battery (not included) click the image to Buy Now Only £9.99 Ships from UK - Available Worldwide
After Sex Willy Repair Kit This kit is for every woman out there who knows that once a night is simply is not enough and needs to keep her man alert and ready for action whatever time she needs him day or night. The kit includes the revitalising splash on lotion willy wipes - for those troublesome dribbles splint - for the man who never knows when he's had enough lipstick remover and a sticky plaster - for scratches love bites and bondage rope burns etc. The after sex willy repair kit is for the man who WORKS HARD PLAYS HARD and wants to STAYS HARD! click the image to Buy Now Only £7.98 Ships from UK - Available Worldwide
Pink Boob Rude Balloons Guaranteed to embarrass even the most resilient groom on his stag night why not inflate a couple of these giant boobie balloons tie them to his ears and wheel him down the high street in a shopping trolley! Ideal for birthdays and many other special occasions (they always make an excellent subject of conversation at bar mitzvahs and everyone was staring at them at Auntie Joan's W.I. meeting last week). It has to be said though that these monster boobie balloons are big enough to make both Katie Price and Pammy Anderson feel insecure as each balloon once inflated measures 55cm (21.5 inches) x 25cm (10 inches). Contents: six fun boob shaped pink balloons made of natural latex rubber click the image to Buy Now Only £4.98 Ships from UK - Available Worldwide
Pink Willy Rude Balloons Guaranteed to embarrass even the most resilient bride on her hen night why not inflate a couple of these giant willy balloons tie them to her ears and make her walk down the high street! Ideal for birthdays and many other special occasions (they always make an excellent subject of conversation at baptisms and everyone was staring at their impressive girth at Sue and Bob's anniversary the other day). It has to be said though that these monster willy balloons are big enough to make even the most impressively endowed feel insecure as each balloon once inflated measures 56-64cm (22-25 inches) long whilst the head measures a mighty 23cm (9 inches) in diameter. Contents: eight fun willy shaped pink balloons made of natural latex rubber click the image to Buy Now Only £4.98 Ships from UK - Available Worldwide
Belly Button Brush If the thought of sticking your little pinky (yes sir I do mean your finger) into your belly button to fish out jumper fluff leaves you feeling a little queasy help is at hand in the shape of the stunning belly button brush. Intensively designed and developed by NASA (ahem honest) costing the tax paying citizens of America billions of dollars the hi-tech design has left many people speechless. I click the image to Buy Now Only £9.99 Ships from UK - Available Worldwide
Chocolate Flavoured Nipple Spread This gourmet chocolate flavoured nipple spread with applicator is a must have for chocoholics who want to spice things up in the bedroom in their own favourite way! Choose from a number of dessert ideas that are pictorially illustrated on the back of the pack such as Mississippi mud pie chocolate nuts Mars Mr. Flakey Picasso (obviously in his BROWN period) and death by chocolate. Simply warm the knife before spreading the chocolate as cold steel can have a shrinking effect on the subject matter. Never over sharpen the blade especially if used by those who are prone to sneezing attacks nervous ticks slashing fantasies or if you happen to be blind drunk at the time! The spread is microwavable but after you've gently warmed the pack make sure to check for the correct temperature by applying slowly and using the SCREAM test! Contents: 20g tub of gourmet chocolate flavoured spread with applicator click the image to Buy Now Only £4.98 Ships from UK - Available Worldwide